What the fuck are they doing with all the money I give them each month!? I subscribed two months ago, and their so-called matches for me looked like drug addicts, alcoholic old men,serial killers, or mamas boys. All I want now is to be free of e Harmony, but I can’t until July 24th,2013. I’m afraid that if I don’t figure out where the shut off is I’ll be stuck paying for another 3 worse, eternity.

That’s always kind of awkward when you’re supposed to be “working”. You’re going to continue reading without telling any of your hot female co-workers? I had some other titles in work for this blog, but they just didn’t capture the essence of what I was trying to say. A “computer” matches you up based on “29 levels of compatibility”, which I’m fine with. Because you’re thinking, wow some super computer down at Eharmony headquarters is crunching vectors and differential equations just to find my perfect mate, and everyday you log in and see new matches, that you think are hand picked from the computer gods above.

I mean, I feel bad if you’re at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the words FUCK YOU. So after you completed their riddles and questions, you then can start receiving “matches”, hurray!

Nobody wants to wait until all that smut is downloaded if you have a boner or wet pussy problem!

Most of these adult spots have thousands of free porno videos and HQ pussy pictures spread by niches, so you’re certainly spoilt for choice with this genre.

But the new matches keep coming in, 7 a day, and you keep sending over your stage one questions, and you keep waiting for them to respond.

I figured out that if I log in at am and do a new “Find New Matches” search I will get 7 new hand computer picked matches.

Two dates where I was probably settling, compromising and giving in, just to go on dates. Not at all, they were perfectly normal, fine people, just not the match for me. It’s literally a 40 minute survey asking you the same question 37 different ways.

First thing you have to do is fill out the SATs of online dating.

You don’t even notice that she hasn’t responded because your distracted by the new excitement of these new matches.

But then, you start realizing, wait a minute, no ones responding back to you.

Because I know about cumulative binomial probability. I actually posted this question to eharmony on their facebook wall. I have no idea why my matches don’t just close out the match if they’re not interested.